BIG BAND NAMES
DEWEY NEEDHAM AND HIS JAZZ ORCHESTRA
TRUMPETS
Al Tissimo (scream trumpet)
Pops de Vane (old time 1st trumpet)
Pearce Eardrum
Keane Payne
Plenty Haitönen (1st trumpet Finland)
Willy Makit or Kenny Makit (1st trumpet - & wife Betty Wont)
Buster Bloodvessel (1st trumpet)
Felix Cited
Howie Spitz
Ames Toulouse
Chops O'Gonagen (or Lips O' Gonagen)
Ed Down
Rusty Piston
Buster Hinote
Diz Astor
Noah Count
TROMBONES
Hi Register
Slip Shod
Willie Show
Bjent Slide
Adolf Tune
Slide Rule
Mosley Late
Scott Noslide (on valve trombone)
Terry Billnoise
Slip Horner
Moe Zaic
Justin Tune
Latent Pist (Swedish)
Lew Slips (bass trombone)
Keith Myath (toothless bass trombone)
Tom Bone
SAXOPHONES
Kenny Read - lead alto
Izzy Sharp - lead alto
Pearl Keys (female lead alto)
Mosley Flat - 2nd alto
Les Tone - 2nd alto
Manny Notes - 1st tenor
Mai-Lik - Chinese 1st tenor
Reed Mylips - 1st tenor
Otto Tune - 2nd tenor
Ron Key - 2nd tenor
Lee King - 2nd tenor
Olaf Awhiskey - Swedish tenor
Mustafa Fix - Arabic tenor
Selmer Horn - broke tenor player
Seymour Butts - baritone
Rusty Keys - baritone
Arthur Chorus - baritone
Ima Growler - baritone
FLUTE
Bret Support - Will Trill - Mosley Sharpe - Lotta Air - Vera Piercing (piccolo)
TUBA
Dick Hertz - Sue Saphone
FRENCH HORN
Zero Terry Valve - Belle Tone
ALPEN HORN
Switzer Land
RHYTHM SECTION
PIANO
R. Peggio - Manny Wong Kordz - Phil Allgaps - Hugo Tommy Head (piano bar) - Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish piano bar) - Thelonious Gallintown (gay pianist)
ORGAN
Page Turner
BASS
Ron Lines - Pete Ziccato (Italian) - Toulouse De Beat (French) - Buster Gutt - Warren Fretts - Uguludunga (African) - Dieter Gee (Ian's brother - see below) - Stan Dupp - Simi Lowe - Sleepy Walker
GUITAR
Ron Kords - Rex Yurears (rock guitarist) - Ian Gee & Rudy Mentry (folk guitarists) - Kent Reed - Segovia Carpet (classical guitarist) - Django Bells - Rock Enrol - Sten Gunn (Swedish rock guitarist)
- Ivan Slipisliksin (Russian BeBop guitarist) - Blues Lee (Chinese blues guitarist)
DRUMS
Phil Dinn - Don Swing - No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) - Owen Transport (Welsh) - Will Travel - Arturo Versees - Knut Loose (Danish) - Ching Boom (Chinese) - I.Q. Lowe - Pres Rohl - Willie Rushmore - Chick Chickering
VIBES
Hal Mallet
BANJO
Ricky Tick
HARP
Anne Dante
HARPSICHORD
Arron Variation
ORGAN
Hammond Orgone
PERCUSSION
Perry Diddle - Jim Nasium - Tim Bales
STRING SECTION
Adolf Fiddler - Phil Harmonic (1st Violin) - Fay Kerr (2nd violin) - Vi Baratto - Vera Sharp (violas) - Beau Braker (Cello) - Aaron De Djeestryng
DANCERS
Dinah Sore - Betty Whont - Sonia Papermoon - Sharon Sharalijk - Lois D. Nominator - Barbara Seville - Tamara Nevercomes - Tamara Zanutha Day - Anne Fetamin - Anna Rexia - Tap Bottoms - Tutu Divine
CHOREOGRAPHY
Amanda B. Reckonwith - Ben Dover (gay) - Dan Sing (Asian) - Jacques Strahp
DANCE TEAMS
Ko & Nova Caine - Sam & Janet Evening - Monica Zakerminov (Russian)
FEMALE SINGERS
Norma Stitts (or E. Norma Stitts) - Eileen Back - Eileen Dover - Annie Keewildoo - Sheila Blige (or Sheila O'Blige) - Marsha Dymes - Lotta Head - Terri Belle (French) - Kay Sirah-Sirah (Anglo/Egyptian)
Deborah C. Ewe (singer with adenoid problem) - Mozarella Fitzgerald (Italian jazz singer) - Carmen Gettit (Spanish) - Vera Bedworthy - Ava Banana (South American)
FEMALE BLUES SINGERS
Bertha De Blues - Elefants Gerald
FEMALE DUO
Annie Tune 'n' Annie Key
MALE SINGERS
Amos B.Haven - Denny Nodsout - Lee Thargic - Amos Havacik Daly (Jewish,Slovak,Irishman) - Chester Gigolo - Payne N. Diaz - Kanta Singh (Indian) - Barry Tone - Beau Bells
COUNTRY & WESTERN SINGERS
Lars Roundup (Swedish) - Abner Selfabal
BACKING VOCALS
Rachel Prejudice - Freda Slaves - Sybil Rights (South African trio) - Anita Leigh - Eustace Crew - Ike and Turner Corner
SINGING COACH
Hal E. Tosis - Iona Ferrari
ARRANGER
Walt Smedley
BAND LEADERS / CONDUCTORS
Dewey Needham - Ron Tempo - Ivor Wiggon - Walter Mess - Charles Louis D'Inse (French) - Voorhees A. Jollygoodfellow - Owen De Guys (and his wife Leigh De Guys) - Yuron Yurown (Israeli) - Seldon Wright - Kent Count - Ofun Wong (Chinese) - Kick der Raas (Dutch) - Count Immov - Izzy Goudinov - Phil Harmonic (classical) - Dick Dolittle - Hans Zupp
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
Darryl B. Moreticome - Jertzy Bounce (Polish)
BAND COMMEDIAN
Lucius N. Savuma
SOUND CREW
Lew Swires - Mike Rafone - Mustafa Djoint - Mike Fawlty - Elco Short - Anna Log - Lotta Elco
LIGHTING
Justin Case - Flip M. Awn - Jerry Rigg
ELECTRICIAN
Les Voltage
CAMERA
Will Shutter
BAND BOY
Noah I. Cue
SECURITY
B. A. Dick - Rick O'Shae - Ian Security
LIBRARIAN
Miss Inga Page
COPYIST
L. Egible
ROADIES
Oliver Beer (English) - Mannheim Stoned (German) - Manuel Lehba (Spanish) - Ram Shackle (Indian), Fu Kiu (Chinese) - Wang Kerr - Tucker Inn - Humphrey Cases - Leonard Beerstein - Largo Factotum - Park Benchley
STAGE MANAGER
Lew Scannon - Stan By
BUS DRIVER
Ben Z. Dreen - Oliver de Rode
TOUR COORDINATORS
Alice Verboten (German - discipline)
Ate De Jong (Dutch - child care)
Walter Wohlcarpitz (accomodation)
UNION REPRESENTATIVE
Morey Ziduals - Scott Free - Fairleigh Honest
PATRONS (OR SPONSORS)
Baron Wasteland - Lord Elpuss
MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT
Bacchus Stabber
BOOKING AGENTS
Al Fresco (Outdoor Festivals) - Gig Booker - Willy Paye - Rip Orff
MANAGERS
Robin Bastard - Anthony Bluitt
PUBLICITY & PR
Igg Norriss - Ed Vertise - Mai Ling (China) - Jess Fine
FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
Doug de Ban
TALENT SCOUT
Hiram Cheap
BAND LAWYERS
Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe - Art Schmartz - Shuster Sheisster
WARDROBE
Zip Herrup - I. B. Sewinn
CATERERS
Andy Pasta - Harry Vederci - Laika McAroni - Sal Monella - Art Burne - Mo Zarella - Al Dente
ACCOUNTANT
Iris Audit - Sawyer Cockoff
BAND CHAPLAIN
Theo Log (Dutch) - C. de Light - Hal L. Ujah - Patience Hopefully (female pastor)
BAND POSTMAN
Zip Cody
BAND DOCTOR
Lancelot Carver
CRITIC
Pandit Mersey-Leslie